“Bitch Slap” is T&A TNT!!! [TRAILER]

I’d heard about “Bitch Slap” back when “we” (Playboy) published America Olivo’s pictorial in the June 2009 issue. Then, I didn’t hear a peep. Then, this trailer comes to me via FilmDrunk via YouTube and I have to ask, Is this a clever mash-up of popular homage genres; an homage to past campy action B-flicks? Or an homage to other homages? HOMAGE!!!

$10 says the studio exec got called into an emergency meeting, was hungover as balls, and said, “It’s like Sin City meets Grindhouse meets Kill Bill meets D.E.B.S. meets Josie and the Pussycats.” Only problem is, it doesn’t appear to be financed or developed by a major movie studio. The copyright/credits refer to Epic Slap LLC?

I feel like you’re almost better off producing a movie that features…

Gail from Sin City

GoGo Yubari from Kill Bill

Cherry Darling from Grindhouse: Planet Terror

Beatrix from Kill Bill

and a genetic hybrid of all 4 DEBS chicks.

Maybe, they form like Voltron in the final scene to conquer the main villain, then celebrate with a massive girls-only orgy. You’re welcome, Universal – mail the check to my home address, please.