Bikini Crotch Charms Are Like Wallet Chains for Your Vagina

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A Japanese jewelry company called “BoDivas” is selling non-piercing bikini crotch charm jewelry called the beachtail.

The Ta-Ta Towel Says Ta Ta to Boob Sweat and Hi Ya to Bowling Jokes

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The Ta-Ta Towel is a new invention that eliminates boob sweat (and cleavage) while opening up a plethora of both good and bad possibilities.

What a Dick Move: “Wanksy” Spray Paints Penises Around Potholes, Potholes Get Filled

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This video from Now This News reports on a graffiti artist known as “Wanksy” (a take on the popular British tagger Banksy) who spray paints penises around potholes and might just cause a road repair revolution.

Man Born Without Limbs Selling His Art To Buy Bionic Arms

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This video from Barcroft TV profiles a limbless man named Szabolcs Kollinger who’s selling his art to buy bionic arms. We could probably help out, right?

Painting of Shirtless Eli Manning at the Beach Might Be the Greatest Work of Art Ever

This needs to be a shirt worn by Josh Freeman, so Eli can wear a shirt of Josh wearing the shirt. SHIRTCEPTION!