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I Got a Contact Lens Stuck to My Eyeball and Almost Went Blind

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Doctors found a lost 28-year-old contact lens in a woman’s eyelid. It reminded me of the time I got a contact lens stuck to my eyeball and almost went blind.

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Just Found Out That I’m A Bad Guy Because of How I Store Bread

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According to this “bread storage alignment chart” via BoingBoing, I’m a Lawful Evil. Let’s find out what you are and what that means.

13 Magnetic Gifs That Will Kill Your Crankiness

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These captivating animated gifs featuring Vincent Vega, Chance The Rapper, Wolverine, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Sharna Burgess, and Bonner Bolton will boost your mood.

Stand-up Comedian Greer Barnes Gives White Women A Get Rich Quick Scheme

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Stand-up comedian Greer Barnes gave white women a very scary — but profitable — idea on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

Stand-up Comedian Patrick Quinn Perfectly Captures The Laziness Of Online Dating

Here’s a funny clip of stand-up comedian Patrick Quinn comparing his lazy dating efforts with those more arduous endeavors of his grandfather.