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New Ad Technology Convinces Your Wife To Initiate Sex for Less Than $30

The Spinner downloads cookies to your target's device and supplies tailored articles to influence target.

The Spinner lets you influence others through a campaign of tailored news articles on websites that the target visits. Is it ‘pure evil’?

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This Generic Millenial Ad TOTES Gets It LOL BRB

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This generic millennial ad from Dissolve, a stock footage company, pokes fun at advertisers who try way WAY too hard to appeal to “millennials” in their commercials.

The Preferred Toothpaste of Preemie Ejacs

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Adrants called this spot, ‘The Weirdest Toothpaste Commercial You Will Ever See’. I think it’s clever and sexy. What do you think?

This Is The Most Absurd TV News I’ve Read In A While

In today’s Variety newsletter, I spotted an absolutely ridiculous blurb in the TV news section that confirmed my suspicion that advertisers are straight up simpletons.