I created this parody of the “Orange is the New Black” opening credits / intro sequence by replacing the faces of inmates with famous animals, set to Regina Spektor’s “You’ve Got Time”.
My Jokes About Binge Drinking, Animal Lovers, Fake Glasses
June 28, 2013 by
This was my set at Gotham Comedy Club on Tuesday, May 28th, 2013. I joked about binge drinking, being a bad uncle and a worse father, overactive online dating profiles, women’s affinity for animals, and people who wear fake glasses.
The Funny Frustration of ‘Writer’s Block in B Minor’
December 20, 2012 by
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve encountered a cerebral stonewall. I once wrote a final thesis paper after knocking back two 40s. The words just flowed from me like the salmon of Capistrano. Of course, there were some real off-the-wall theories, questionable reasoning, and completely unrelated tangents. But a C- is a better […]
Waka Flocka Flame Thinks Michael Vick Is A Coward?
March 6, 2012 by
Ipso facto, Mike Vick is a coward, right? thefader: WAKA FLOCKA FOR PETA again (Source: http://www.thefader.com/2011/02/08/waka-flocka-for-peta/)
The Suspiciously Evil Sloth Meme Is Up To Something
December 1, 2011 by
Hot new meme alert – the Suspiciously Evil Sloth. I just know he’s got somethin’ up his three-toed sleeve. (Source: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35e6mo/)
