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Thanks To Instagram, There’s A New Worst Way To Get Dumped

He just wants her HJs then? Advertisements

The Most Popular Woman On OkCupid Is Making Your Gross Private Messages Public

I’m 99% positive my texts, voicemails, and ‘private’ messages to women while I was horribly single are somewhere on the internet and someone is getting a lot of pleasure from them. Could be worse.

My Jokes About Sexting, Weird Searches, ‘Backdoor Action’

Neal Lynch New York Comedy Club

This was my sixth stand up set and my second at New York Comedy Club, which took place Saturday, March 9th, 2013. I joked about how sleep deprivation affects our genes, how bad I am at texting, weird online search terms, “backdoor action”, and how dating is like the adult entertainment industry.

100 Pretty Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny Pick Up Lines

I think I’ve only used 2 pick up lines in my entire life – both of them sucked. “How much does a polar bear weigh?” and “You have a boyfriend? (No) You want one?” I’ve been trained via countless interviews with models that pick up lines don’t work, just say hi. Then I see / […]