New Ad Technology Convinces Your Wife To Initiate Sex for Less Than $30

The Spinner downloads cookies to your target's device and supplies tailored articles to influence target.

The Spinner lets you influence others through a campaign of tailored news articles on websites that the target visits. Is it ‘pure evil’?

I Taught Amy Schumer What a “Chicken Parm” Is

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I got to see Amy Schumer do an hour-long set at Gotham Comedy Club on Monday, March 9th and taught her what a “Chicken Parm” is.

Prep Your Vajanus For the Californication Supercut of Sexual Euphemisms

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Showtime provides us with a supercut of sexual euphemisms from “Californication” starring David Duchovny.

The Most Popular Woman On OkCupid Is Making Your Gross Private Messages Public

I’m 99% positive my texts, voicemails, and ‘private’ messages to women while I was horribly single are somewhere on the internet and someone is getting a lot of pleasure from them. Could be worse.

My Jokes About Sexting, Weird Searches, ‘Backdoor Action’

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This was my sixth stand up set and my second at New York Comedy Club, which took place Saturday, March 9th, 2013. I joked about how sleep deprivation affects our genes, how bad I am at texting, weird online search terms, “backdoor action”, and how dating is like the adult entertainment industry.