New Ad Technology Convinces Your Wife To Initiate Sex for Less Than $30

The Spinner downloads cookies to your target's device and supplies tailored articles to influence target.

The Spinner lets you influence others through a campaign of tailored news articles on websites that the target visits. Is it ‘pure evil’?

I Taught Amy Schumer What a “Chicken Parm” Is

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I got to see Amy Schumer do an hour-long set at Gotham Comedy Club on Monday, March 9th and taught her what a “Chicken Parm” is.

Prep Your Vajanus For the Californication Supercut of Sexual Euphemisms

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Showtime provides us with a supercut of sexual euphemisms from “Californication” starring David Duchovny.

The Most Popular Woman On OkCupid Is Making Your Gross Private Messages Public

I’m 99% positive my texts, voicemails, and ‘private’ messages to women while I was horribly single are somewhere on the internet and someone is getting a lot of pleasure from them. Could be worse.

My Jokes About Sexting, Weird Searches, ‘Backdoor Action’

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This was my sixth stand up set and my second at New York Comedy Club, which took place Saturday, March 9th, 2013. I joked about how sleep deprivation affects our genes, how bad I am at texting, weird online search terms, “backdoor action”, and how dating is like the adult entertainment industry.

100 Pretty Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny Pick Up Lines

I think I’ve only used 2 pick up lines in my entire life – both of them sucked. “How much does a polar bear weigh?” and “You have a boyfriend? (No) You want one?” I’ve been trained via countless interviews with models that pick up lines don’t work, just say hi. Then I see / […]

The Preferred Toothpaste of Preemie Ejacs

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Adrants called this spot, ‘The Weirdest Toothpaste Commercial You Will Ever See’. I think it’s clever and sexy. What do you think?

This Outlet Will Turn You On [PHOTO]

Talk about a total turn on… collegehumor: Erotic Outlets There was a spark between them. (Source: http://bit.ly/rrEqdB)

Carrie Prejean Gets Into The Sex Tape Game

Who DOESN’T have a sex tape at this point? Oh, me. That’s right. Anyway, Daily Stab passes along a TMZ.com report that one exists. So, it must be true. “Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials — that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant […]

Fake Porn Promotes Chuck Palahniuk’s Snuff Book [VIDEO]

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Complex magazine’s blog post calls attention to the fake movie trailers created for promoting Chuck Palahniuk’s new book on the adult film industry, “Snuff.” You know that old adage, “sex sells?” Well, consider me sold. I’m surprised more publishers don’t use cheesy mock adult film trailers to promote their books. I’m sure DICKens could’ve used […]