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I Taught Amy Schumer What a “Chicken Parm” Is

amy schumer eat soap

I got to see Amy Schumer do an hour-long set at Gotham Comedy Club on Monday, March 9th and taught her what a “Chicken Parm” is.

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Prep Your Vajanus For the Californication Supercut of Sexual Euphemisms

showtime californication supercut sexual euphemisms

Showtime provides us with a supercut of sexual euphemisms from “Californication” starring David Duchovny.

The Most Popular Woman On OkCupid Is Making Your Gross Private Messages Public

Originally posted on UPROXX:
In the past three months, Lauren Urasek has received, in her estimation, more than 15,000 4- or 5-star ratings on OkCupid. That makes her the most popular woman on the dating website, or at least the one who gets the most weird messages. But Urasek, despite or possibly because of her…

My Jokes About Sexting, Weird Searches, ‘Backdoor Action’

Neal Lynch New York Comedy Club

This was my sixth stand up set and my second at New York Comedy Club, which took place Saturday, March 9th, 2013. I joked about how sleep deprivation affects our genes, how bad I am at texting, weird online search terms, “backdoor action”, and how dating is like the adult entertainment industry.

100 Pretty Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny Pick Up Lines

I think I’ve only used 2 pick up lines in my entire life – both of them sucked. “How much does a polar bear weigh?” and “You have a boyfriend? (No) You want one?” I’ve been trained via countless interviews with models that pick up lines don’t work, just say hi. Then I see / […]