Seattle Radio Broadcaster Is A Witch Sent From The Future (Predictions)

This lil’ slice of heaven (or hell?) comes via “The Kitchen Sink” – it’s former Major Leaguer and current broadcaster Mike Blowers predicting a Mariners rookie just called up to the bigs will hit a home run in his second at-bat on a 3-1 fastball into left center’s second deck. Uh, Mike, could you be a little more specific? “Ron, where are you?!?!” “I’m in a glass case of emotion!!!!!” Cripes…