My Jokes About Squirters, Mind Games, Man-Child on Lulu

This was my stand-up set from the Metropolitan Room on September 13th, 2013. I joked about female ejaculation, my messed up mind, atrocious nether region, lack of confidence with the ladies, and my reviews / ratings on the Lulu app.

Really still miffed about flubbing that Faces of Death / Barely Legal Frosted Faces line. I need to start addressing these mistakes in the routine. Maybe “work the crowd” some more. Nights like that one remind me that I’m a long, long way from being a good comedian. It takes a ton of hours to hone the tone and timing and delivery and rhythm. Often, I don’t feel natural up there. Just kind of going through the motions and when I don’t get the response I expect, it throws me off. Maybe improv classes are in my future.

Thanks to Andy Engel, Michael Codispoti, Chloe Hilliard and everyone who came out to support me.

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