This kissing fails compilation from World Wide Interweb is EXACTLY why I didn’t have my first kiss until freshman year in college. I used to have nightmares, which advanced to night terrors, over trying to smooch a cooch-haver. I had half a dozen legitimate chances to pop my lip cherry from age 10 on, and instead opted for an awkward joke every single time. Damn you, brain and amazing sense of humor.
Little did I know I am an absolute make-out master. An MVP tonsil hockey player. Part of me regrets not taking the plunge at a younger age, but I also could’ve ended up turning out trim to such an extent that I’d star on Teen Mom before Teen Mom existed (read: non-profitable).
![Poop. On. Me. [VIDEO]](https://neallynch.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/funny-looking-weird-flower-vagina.jpg?resize=200%2C200)
![Diesel's SFW XXX Anniversary Party Invite [VIDEO]](https://neallynch.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/diesel-xxx-anniversary-party-video.jpg?resize=200%2C200)
Neal Lynch 