Watch My Full Set About Niagara Falls, Burger King, Subway Dancers & More

The above video is of my full set at Metropolitan Room on Friday, February 20th, 2015. I joked about Niagara Falls freezing over, my near-move to Chicago, Burger King’s new commercial for chicken nuggets, barbershops offering drinks before haircuts, and the Showtime subway dancers.

This was a nice lil’ Friday. I was mere hours away from having to cancel because it’s record-breaking cold in NYC, but a handful of friends came through in the clutch. One of said friends was the lovely lady who yelled, “Neal! It’s fireball!” clearly not fully comprehending my baller wordplay joke about hairy cocktails.

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This was also the second time I broke out the Showtime subway dancers bit and it did better than the first. Does great in NYC, but probably won’t resonate for anyone anywhere else. I dunno, you tell me Rest of The World That Isn’t NYC, are there break-dancers on all subways?

Subway dancer swinging daps fist bump


This was a very laid back, intimate show that only saw about 8 comics do 6 minutes each. In and out of there in a little over an hour, way less than 2 hours, which is great. Audiences can only handle so much “new talent”.

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Thanks to Paul Schissler, Andy Engel, and everyone who came out to support me.

Two big shows coming up in March with a third tentatively planned for the third weekend in April.

justin bieber comedy central roast march 2015

1. AXS.TV Stand-up Contest at Gotham

Monday, March 16 at 9:30pm

I need 10 people to RSVP.

Address: 208 W 23rd Street b/n 7th and 8th in NYC

To RSVP, call 212-367-9000 and say 3 things:
– The date of the show: March 16th, 2015
– The time of the show: 9:30pm
– Your name and who you’re seeing (me, d00d)

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Photo via TIME

2. Character Flawed Show at Stand Up NY

Saturday, March 28 at 5:00pm

This show will feature 6 headliners from COMEDY CENTRAL, LETTERMAN, THE TONIGHT SHOW, CONAN, MTV, VH1 and HBO.

I need to bring 15 people to perform.

Tickets are $15

Reservations should be called in by THURSDAY, MARCH 26th BY 5PM AT 212-595-0850.

You can buy tickets at the door the day of the show in cash or credit card or online at

Address: 236 West 78th Street New York, NY 10024 

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