Katie Price has always been in my 5 Faves. When I found out she had a sex tape, I think gave birth to a creature that was a cross between Bill Brasky and a gatling gun – it was that awesome. I watched the tape and right then and there committed myself to becoming a better man. A stronger man. A Trojan man.

So, when taking a look back at the great (read: sexiest) Halloween costumes of ’09, one can’t omit Katie “Jordan” Price from the mix. One can’t NOT list her as having the sexiest costume. And one can’t not never use quadruple negatives to get a point across.

Anyway, check out her costume over at Epic Carnival. Or don’t, ya queer.


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