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Praying Mantis Gets Long Distance Tongued [GIF]

All that praying for nothing. Atheists everywhere rejoice. animalsbeingdicks: “Anyone else seeing bubble gum flying towar…HRNGGG”
Wu-Tang Clan Gets The Dr. Seuss Treatment

1 meth, 2 meth, red meth, blue meth… ratsoff: Alex Pardee. (via superpunch2.) (Source: http://eyesuckink.blogspot.com/2011/12/dr-sewuss-zerofriends-20.html)
Family Guy’s High School Yearbook Photo

collegehumor: Peter Griffin Yearbook Photo You laugh, then realize he’s dating Lois, the hottest girl in the class. (Source: http://bit.ly/tY4u3E)
Bad Lip Reading Dubs Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad [VIDEO]

“I’m proud to own a gun and I poo’d in space.” F*cking love Bad Lip Reading. funnyordie: Bad Lip Reading: Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad Rick Perry weighs in on Rogen, dexterous foul and more. (Source: http://www.funnyordie.com/)
The Evil Girl Meme Will Make You Laugh Then Lock Your Door

hahahahahaha. You can’t get what I don’t have, kid!
I Accept Burger King’s Pizza Burger Challenge

Thanks to Burger King, my Pizza Burger fantasy is now a reality. Via Esquire. Anyone have $22? (Source: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/burger-king-pizza-burger-6613766)
Will Ferrell Appears in Old Milwaukee Commercials For Free [VIDEO]

I will also provide my comedic services free of charge for a series of beer commercials… as long as I get to keep the beer featured. ratsoff: Will Ferrell’s Old Milwaukee Spots Will Ferrell approached the Pabst Brewing Co. this past September with a proposition: he’d do a series of commercials for their Old Milwaukee beer…
Google Search Suggestions Get Weirder By The Day

I wasn’t searching for ANY of those suggestions, Google. But… now I am. Dammit.
Mustached Mullet Man Whistles ‘Georgia On My Mind’ [VIDEO]

Dude with a mullet and a sweet ‘stache painfully whistles “Georgia On My Mind” on some talk show. Kid’s reaction is priceless. Via Warming Glow. (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
The Girl With The Tramp Stamp Tattoo [VIDEO]

funnyordie: The Girl with the Tramp Stamp Tattoo Emma Roberts stars in the most anticipated film of 2011. (Source: http://www.funnyordie.com/)
This Newspaper Has a Hard-On [PHOTO]

jlct: Waitrose porn.
Are Gumby Ticklers Condoms Made of Clay?

I think this pic might be about 2 years old but it’s still covered in awesome sauce. “Gumby Ticklers” by Trojan Condoms. Via WeKnowMemes. (Source: http://weknowmemes.com/2011/12/gumby-condoms/)
Marshawn Lynch’s New Skittles Slogan, “Taste the Beast Mode” [VIDEO]

Taste the Beast Mode. Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch eats Skittles after every touchdown he scores. Via Buzzfeed. (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
E.T. Is Actually Danish [PHOTO]

E.T.’s got a bloody nose. You might have to phone home after eating this pastry, it’s out of this world. (Source: http://imgur.com/BQMbU)
The Man With The Dolphin Stump Tattoo [PHOTO]

Tattoo of a dolphin head on your stump = cool. Nipple rings? NOT cool. (Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2068777/Man-lost-arm-freak-accident-stump-transformed-tattoo-artist-dolphins-head.html?ITO=1490)
The Suspiciously Evil Sloth Meme Is Up To Something

Hot new meme alert – the Suspiciously Evil Sloth. I just know he’s got somethin’ up his three-toed sleeve. (Source: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35e6mo/)