Neal Lynch

The Rock-afire Explosion Nails Usher’s “Love In This Club” [VIDEO]

Animatronics just got a lot more erotic! This programmer managed to synch up the characters from Rockafire Explosion to induce romantic explosions via smooth R&B and hip hop (every day, that is my word). For more animatronic sexplosions, go to http://www.youtube.com/user/fanprograms.

Jessica Alba Challenges You To a Staring Contest [VIDEO]

God help me if I become impotent or contract ED (is that possible?). Why would anyone spend most dough on pills to help them achieve virility when they can just watch the clip below. Say what you will about AlbaJess, but the chick isn’t even naked. Nor does she even imply or give any sort…

Fake Porn Promotes Chuck Palahniuk’s Snuff Book [VIDEO]

Complex magazine’s blog post calls attention to the fake movie trailers created for promoting Chuck Palahniuk’s new book on the adult film industry, “Snuff.” You know that old adage, “sex sells?” Well, consider me sold. I’m surprised more publishers don’t use cheesy mock adult film trailers to promote their books. I’m sure DICKens could’ve used…

Die Like A Man, Dude [VIDEO]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a shlong time. Did I just say shlong? Someone’s got weiner on the bean! Here’s Street Carnage’s commentary on the clip you see above… What ever happened to men dying like men? When a monster comes at you, smirk and and start singing the national anthem (the toughest song…

Life Got Ya Down? Just J.O. [VIDEO]

Klonopin is for suckers. I’m pretty sure Scientology was based on this practical mantra… Linkification

Hottdogs Is A Real Weiner [VIDEO]

VBS TV has this sketch comedy show called, “Hottdogs.” It’s phunny with a ‘ph’ so you know it ain’t no half-ass rigmarole that your step-grandmother sips her soup to, you ornery punk lover. It’s created by and starring Clayton Harper, Carl Bennett, Scotty Landes and Bryce Craver. The show takes a page from the absurd…