Jessica Alba Challenges You To a Staring Contest [VIDEO]

God help me if I become impotent or contract ED (is that possible?). Why would anyone spend most dough on pills to help them achieve virility when they can just watch the clip below.

Say what you will about AlbaJess, but the chick isn’t even naked. Nor does she even imply or give any sort of indication whatsoever that she will ever get naked. Nor does she seductively dance or even f*cking move. Yet I find myself licking my monitor then slowly caressing her button nose with my mouse cursor (not even a twitch – what a pro).

And if AlbaJess ever fails me, I’ll always have Cap’n & Coke Zero.

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