Porn Parody Titles of 2009’s Top Grossing Films

Since its inception, the adult movie industry has lead the way in clever twists on popular Hollywood blockbusters, indie sensations, and boob tube titles. Unfamiliar with the hilarity of skin flick naming conventions? Take a stroll through these sites and see for yourself the powers of porno parody:

The Greatest Porn Parodies Ever via Pull My F*cking Finger

Top 10 Porn Parodies of 2009 via BuzzFeed

The 40 Greatest TV Porn Parodies of All-Time via BroBible

It was in my hotel room in AC that I discovered I too have the uncanny ability to take any movie title and turn it into an adults only version. Sure, this isn’t really a shocking revelation to anyone familiar with my skill set, but I think once you’re done reviewing my extensive list below, you will have a whole new appreciation for my talents. I present the 75 Top Grossing Theatrical Releases of 2009…and their suggested porn parodies:

Avatar = Avagina

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen = Pantsdroppers: Revenge of the Phallus

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince = Hairy Cooter and the Half-Hard Delivery Guy

Up = D-Cup

The Twilight Saga: New Moon = The Hellatight Tatas: New Poon

The Hangover = The Bangover (or “The Well Hungover”)

Star Trek = Pornstar Trek

The Blind Side = The Back Side (or The Blond Guy)

Monsters vs. Aliens = Pornstars vs. Gayliens

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs = Nice Ass: Moan of the Dino-whores

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel = Alice and the Hip Hunks: The Freakquel

Sherlock Holmes = Herc*ck Hums (tranny flick)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine = XXX-Men Orgies: Beaver

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian = Nighty on the Floozy: Battle of the Titsonian

2012 = 2,012 dudes

The Proposal = The Ho Chosen

Fast and Furious = Fast F’n Furries

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra = My Ho: The Thighs of Carla

Paul Blart: Mall Cop = Tall Black: All C*ck

Taken = Naked

A Christmas Carol = A Fistmas Carol (jeez)

Angels & Demons = This one’s been done to death, use your imagination

Terminator Salvation = Sperminator Salivation

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs = Pouty with a Chance of Eating Balls

Inglorious Basterds = F’ing Glorious @ssblasters (oh man)

G-Force = G-Whores

District 9 = Disdick 9″

Couples Retreat = Nipples Secrete (ew)

Paranormal Activity = Paranormal Sack-tivity

Watchmen = Snatchmen

Public Enemies = Pubic Enemies

The Princess and the Frog = The Incest and the Plug (whoa)

Julie & Julia = Juicy & Droolia

He’s Just Not That Into You = He’s Balls Deep Into You (haha)

Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes To Jail = Tyler Fairy’s Madick Hopes To Nail

The Ugly Truth = The Fugly Dude (ron jeremy? jk, ron)

It’s Complicated = It’s Cumplicated

Knowing = Blowing (I would’ve also accepted Growing or Ho’ing)

Hannah Montana The Movie = Hanna Mounts Anna The Groupie

Where the Wild Things Are = Where the Wild Thongs Are

Zombieland = Mommy’s Hand

Coraline = Whoraline

Law Abiding Citizen = Jaw Locking Citizen

Hotel for Dogs = Motel for Doggy

Michael Jackson’s This Is It = Michelle Rackson’s This Is Tit

I Love You, Man = I Love Your Manmeat

Obsessed = Throbsexed

Race to Witch Mountain = Race to Watch Mountin’

The Final Destination = The Vaginal Breast Nation (that’s a stretch… giggle)

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 = The Taking of Penelope’s V-Card

Friday the 13th = Freddy’s The 1300th (it rhymes with slang hang)

17 Again = 69 Again?

The Time Traveler’s Wife = The Time Travis Lured His Wife

Up in the Air = Erupt in Her Hair (i’m going to hell)

Bruno = True Ho

Bride Wars = Broad Whores (like gymnasts?)