The Ta-Ta Towel Says Ta Ta to Boob Sweat and Hi Ya to Bowling Jokes

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The Ta-Ta Towel is a new invention that eliminates boob sweat (and cleavage) while opening up a plethora of both good and bad possibilities.

Brooklyn Cyclones’ Darth Maul Jersey Will Dominate Star Wars Night

Hopefully, the Cyclones make it past the first inning wearing those. Maul doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to longevity. May the 4th base be with them.

State College Spikes to Wear “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” Inspired Uniforms For Alfonso Ribeiro

I’m all for Prince Fielder having his own jersey as well.

Bacon Logo Hats: Lehigh Valley Ironpigs Unveil Important New Alternate Uniforms

Quite possibly the best re-branding / marketing move in sports history.

Slap Me With Some Unicorn Farts Lip Balm

I love how people think this will smell good. They’re still horses. The addition of a horn doesn’t take away the fact their sh*t still stinks. laughingsquid: Unicorn Farts Lip Balm (Source: