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Bad Lip Reading Dubs Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad [VIDEO]

“I’m proud to own a gun and I poo’d in space.” F*cking love Bad Lip Reading. funnyordie: Bad Lip Reading: Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad Rick Perry weighs in on Rogen, dexterous foul and more. (Source: http://www.funnyordie.com/)
The Evil Girl Meme Will Make You Laugh Then Lock Your Door

hahahahahaha. You can’t get what I don’t have, kid!
I Accept Burger King’s Pizza Burger Challenge

Thanks to Burger King, my Pizza Burger fantasy is now a reality. Via Esquire. Anyone have $22? (Source: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/burger-king-pizza-burger-6613766)
Will Ferrell Appears in Old Milwaukee Commercials For Free [VIDEO]

I will also provide my comedic services free of charge for a series of beer commercials… as long as I get to keep the beer featured. ratsoff: Will Ferrell’s Old Milwaukee Spots Will Ferrell approached the Pabst Brewing Co. this past September with a proposition: he’d do a series of commercials for their Old Milwaukee beer…
Google Search Suggestions Get Weirder By The Day

I wasn’t searching for ANY of those suggestions, Google. But… now I am. Dammit.
Mustached Mullet Man Whistles ‘Georgia On My Mind’ [VIDEO]

Dude with a mullet and a sweet ‘stache painfully whistles “Georgia On My Mind” on some talk show. Kid’s reaction is priceless. Via Warming Glow. (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
The Girl With The Tramp Stamp Tattoo [VIDEO]

funnyordie: The Girl with the Tramp Stamp Tattoo Emma Roberts stars in the most anticipated film of 2011. (Source: http://www.funnyordie.com/)
This Newspaper Has a Hard-On [PHOTO]

jlct: Waitrose porn.
Are Gumby Ticklers Condoms Made of Clay?

I think this pic might be about 2 years old but it’s still covered in awesome sauce. “Gumby Ticklers” by Trojan Condoms. Via WeKnowMemes. (Source: http://weknowmemes.com/2011/12/gumby-condoms/)
Marshawn Lynch’s New Skittles Slogan, “Taste the Beast Mode” [VIDEO]

Taste the Beast Mode. Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch eats Skittles after every touchdown he scores. Via Buzzfeed. (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
E.T. Is Actually Danish [PHOTO]

E.T.’s got a bloody nose. You might have to phone home after eating this pastry, it’s out of this world. (Source: http://imgur.com/BQMbU)
The Man With The Dolphin Stump Tattoo [PHOTO]

Tattoo of a dolphin head on your stump = cool. Nipple rings? NOT cool. (Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2068777/Man-lost-arm-freak-accident-stump-transformed-tattoo-artist-dolphins-head.html?ITO=1490)
The Suspiciously Evil Sloth Meme Is Up To Something

Hot new meme alert – the Suspiciously Evil Sloth. I just know he’s got somethin’ up his three-toed sleeve. (Source: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35e6mo/)
Is “Hot Tub Time Machine” Based on Harvey Birdman Episode?

“Hot Tub Time Machine” is set to release March 26th. If you need help with the premise, you might want to look into riding the short bus, but to be polite, it’s about four friends who go to a ski lodge, hop in a hot tub, and are transported to the year 1986. As original…
3 Informal Sequels Spawned By Get Him To The Greek

I honestly think more studios should do this – take a lovable character you can stomach and spin that ‘ish off into its own movie. Keep doing that until you’ve almost completely sucked the franchise dry then return to the first main characters. I’m not talkin’ remakes or reboots; I’m spittin’ ’bout new, fresh storylines…
She’s Out of My League Red Band Trailer [VIDEO]

Red means it’s good, people. This movie makes frequent use of the widely debated hotness rating system. I’ve been known to be far too generous with my ratings. Most critics believe my ratings are almost always 2 points higher than the average. Catholic high school and an almost-Ivy will do that to a man. Anyway,…