Cornell’s Email Scandal Will Shake Your Faith In The Sanctity of Marriage

This story from Guest of a Guest via Gawker is blowing up like nitro across the interwebs. A tech consultant for Cornell University exchanges graphic emails with a co-worker about their torrid extramarital affair. You’ll have to click on the Guest of a Guest link to see their pictures. I suggest reading the lengthy (girthy?) email chain first so you can set your expectations for their looks real REAL high. Here’s a nice excerpt:

From: John

Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:44 PM

To: Lisa

Subject: RE:

And I will be SO FUCKING HORNY after I get done SPANKING that FINE ASS of yours for hours, you’ll be FULL for a week after you swallow me! And I hear that CUM is an excellent source of protein, as well as other nutrients!!! 🙂

For the full chain, go to Gawker’s coverage.

Haven’t vomited yet? Wait ’til you get to the part about her feeding her kids then transitioning to being force fed by the Lothario of upstate New York while she’s on all fours. Ah, that’s right, I had an omelette for breakfast. Good to see ya again, omelette!

PS – How is this guy a tech consultant? I’m covered in irony.