My Jokes About Binge Drinking, Animal Lovers, Fake Glasses

This was my set at Gotham Comedy Club on Tuesday, May 28th, 2013. I joked about binge drinking, being a bad uncle and a worse father, overactive online dating profiles, women’s affinity for animals, and people who wear fake glasses. For the record, that last line, which I always seem to screw up, is supposed to be, “Chill out, everyone wants to put THEIR piece inside you.”

Thanks to Andy Engel, Harrison Greenbaum, Gotham Comedy Club, and everyone who came out to support me.

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