Prep Your Vajanus For the Californication Supercut of Sexual Euphemisms

I’ll be completely honest. I tried watching Californication. I really did. But, at the time, I was coming off unemployment and a very long slump. So, to see sex addict David Duchovny doing next to nothing to bang hot broads wasn’t exactly orgasmic. That said, I feel like my writing is tailor-made for this show as evidenced by this supercut. Of course, sometimes, even they have a tendency to force it like Mr. Skin on ecstasy and 5 hour energy, but many critics have said that about my stand-up. Bonerrific!

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