Fill Me with Grilled Peanut Butter & Jelly Burrito STAT

June 12, 2015 by Neal Lynch

This video from Brandi Milloy at Popsugar will make you fly off the diet bandwagon. I’m pretty sure I exclusively ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch from age 3 up until … 11 or 12. I WOULD eat a burrito every day three times a day if everyone took off their white wigs and black robes. And bananas? I’ll never give those up. Send your winged monkeys, I’m standing my ground. Neal, why are you watching PopSugar videos? It’s my job. Neal, you’re fat. YUP. Pass the raw milk (which we ordered to the apartment from a farm in central NJ and almost made me weep joy tears).

Brandi mentioned the funfetti grilled cheese. That video’s below:

You might need to put down some tarp like it’s a rain delay if I’m served both of those concoctions at once.