You Can Now Buy the Dick Towel from ‘Always Sunny’

Found this video on Tasty Booze. If you saw last night’s It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode, then you know about Dick Towel.

Personally, if you got me this and a pair of Kitten Mittens, I’d coast through 2010 on a cloud of tomfoolery and shenanigans. Some J.O. lawyer would prob recoup 100% of my laughs, though. So, Mom, if you’re reading this, the list is now:

Wine in a can
Kitten Mittens
Dick Towel
Green Man costume
Day Man costume
Night Man costume
Paddy’s Pub Thong
Paddy’s Pub Tequila Shotgun
Paddy’s Pub Tequila Handgun
Busty Woman
Freakishly Busty Woman
Lady of the Night
Pride