Neal Lynch

Painting of Shirtless Eli Manning at the Beach Might Be the Greatest Work of Art Ever

This needs to be a shirt worn by Josh Freeman, so Eli can wear a shirt of Josh wearing the shirt. SHIRTCEPTION!

This Logan-Loaded Wolverine Remix Is Adamantium-Awesome

Eclectic Method brings the noise in this adamantium-laced mashup, the Logan-loaded tribute to the dude who will never die.

Tracy Morgan And The Guys From ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Are Making A New Series For FXX

I think I’M pregnant, Arnie Schwarzy Junior style.

Rebecca Grant: The Boob-Adjustment Heard Round the Twitter World

Check her for Ecstasy.

Brooklyn Cyclones’ Darth Maul Jersey Will Dominate Star Wars Night

Hopefully, the Cyclones make it past the first inning wearing those. Maul doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to longevity. May the 4th base be with them.

Stand-up Comedy: Beyonce, Wineoceros, Green Wedding

Here’s my stand-up comedy set from the Metropolitan Room on April 25th, 2014. I told jokes about the term “wine-o”, my college major, medical knowledge, lawyering skills, eating habits, astrology, TV, music, and much more.

State College Spikes to Wear “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” Inspired Uniforms For Alfonso Ribeiro

I’m all for Prince Fielder having his own jersey as well.

Thanks To Instagram, There’s A New Worst Way To Get Dumped

He just wants her HJs then?

The Internet Decoded Doctor Krieger’s Launch Code From This Week’s ‘Archer’ And It Is Absolutely Perfect

Krieger deserves his own spinoff. Or he needs to partner with Creed from The Office and become the best anti-hero duo in the galaxy.

How the Stanley Cup playoffs will pan out, according to Twitter

This is pretty much how I’d like to see the playoffs play out with the exception of an upset or four to keep things interesting (Rangers, Sharks, Wild).

New Animated Series “Twaggies” Exclusively on Dailymotion

Here’s the pilot episode of a brand new series featuring animated Twaggies, which are cartoons made from funny or interesting tweets.

The Most Popular Woman On OkCupid Is Making Your Gross Private Messages Public

I’m 99% positive my texts, voicemails, and ‘private’ messages to women while I was horribly single are somewhere on the internet and someone is getting a lot of pleasure from them. Could be worse.

MIPTV: DailyMotion Boards Half-Hour Reality Format ‘Jump Outs’ (EXCLUSIVE)

hopefully, Van Halen and House of Pain make cameos (or provide the soundtrack)

The Ultimate Redneck Fails Compilation

You might be a redneck if you’re in this fails video from World Wide Interweb.

First ScarJo Rips Off ‘Species’, Now ‘Limitless’

Call me Maybe, but doesn’t anyone else notice the last two non-Marvel movies Scarlett Johansson has starred in are kind of ripoffs of two other popular movies?

Stand-up Comedy: Bang With Friends, Condom Jinx, Tricky Dick

This was my stand-up comedy set from Wednesday, March 19th, 2014 at the Gotham Comedy Club. I joked about being sick, being in a relationship, the terms “bang” and “fingerbang”, and the vaunted condom jinx.