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Come See My AXS TV “Gotham Comedy Live” Audition Audition
I’m performing a set at Gotham Comedy Club to audition for “Gotham Comedy Live”, which airs live Thursdays at 10pm ET on AXS.tv. Come watch. And also laugh.
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Brooklyn Cyclones To Wear ‘Slime’ Jerseys On 90s Night To Benefit ALS Association
My guess is all hot dogs at the stadium will be free?
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My Full Stand-Up Comedy Set on Brogurt, Bangover, and More
This was my full stand-up comedy set from Gotham Comedy Club on Tuesday, August 5th. I told jokes about inserting ‘bro’ into words, hangovers, new sex moves, and more.
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Twitter’s Best Rejected Weird Al Songs #RejectedWeirdAlSongs
Weird Al Yankovic just released his latest album, “Mandatory Fun”. Here are Twitter’s nominations for Rejected Weird Al songs courtesy of Nerdist’s @Midnight show on Comedy Central.
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My Full Stand-up Comedy Set on Hyphens, Mount Orgasmus, Gangster Penguin & More
This was my stand-up comedy set from Gotham Comedy Club on July 2nd, 2014. I told jokes about my mom, online dating site OkCupid, my girlfriend, hyphenated last names, getting fat, and the expression “at the end of the day”.
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“The Derek Tape” Is Non-Stop Preposterousness
“The Derek Tape” is a cassette tape that has an epic 25 minute phone conversation between a record store employee named Derek and his buddy, Kurt, who goes into great detail about how his friend owes him $20 and how he’s going to kill him over for not paying it back.
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‘Fartzenegger’ Is The Fart-Filled Arnold Schwarzenegger Video You Never Knew You Needed
This farty Arnold Schwarzenegger compilation gases me up!
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For His 72nd Birthday, A Look Back At Roger Ebert’s Best Bad Movie Reviews
If anyone knows about eroticism, it’s Roger Ebert.
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Full Contact Skydiving Is An Insane Blend Of MMA And Jumping Out Of Planes
Some men just want to watch the Earth hurtle towards them while getting rear naked choke held…
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‘Game Of Thrones’ Giant Was Former UNC, Holy Cross Basketball Player
My buddy played baseball with some of Neil’s friends at Holy Cross. There exists a picture of my buddy’s father (not tall) standing back-to-back with Neil but he doesn’t exist online yet. Working on it, though. From Wikipedia: Fingleton moved from Durham to Worcester, Massachusetts and began attending Holy Name Central Catholic High School, graduating…
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The Simpsons NHL Logo Mash-Ups
Where’s Ned Flanders as the NJ Devils logo?
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Full House-Inspired Hockey Sweater is the Greatest Amateur Sports Jersey of All-Time
Cut. It. Out. Hockey continues to battle with Baseball for best jerseys.
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Here’s A Guy Bowling A Strike From The Doorway Of A Bowling Alley Because YOLO
Over the (doorjam) line. Mark it zero, Dude.
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Derek Dorsett “Snowed” a Little Kid Carrying a Montreal Canadiens Flag Ahead of Game 5
Good Guy Zuccarello to the rescue… a Rescue-rello? UPDATE: A fellow co-worker / boss and avid Rangers fan noted this is a trend in Montreal… What the FIFA Montreal?! Quit sendin’ kids to their snow-covered facey fate.
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Watch My Set at ‘NY’s Funniest Professional’ Stand-up Comedy Contest
This was my stand-up set from New York’s Funniest Professional contest at Gotham Comedy Club. I didn’t advance, but I did tell jokes about 12 Years a Slave, The Shining, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, my time at Playboy, the Jonestown Massacre, and much more.
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Prep Your Vajanus For the Californication Supercut of Sexual Euphemisms
Showtime provides us with a supercut of sexual euphemisms from “Californication” starring David Duchovny.
