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  • The First 4 Minutes of ‘Iron Sky’ [VIDEO]

    As I cruised Tumblr yesterday, I saw a post from “I Heart Chaos” about the first four minutes of the Nazis From Outer Space action thriller “Iron Sky“. Though I’m growing tired of seeing Nazis cast as antagonists, this one’s got a cool twist. Set in the year 2018, we come to find out the…

  • Since When Is “Squirt” a Curse Word?

    The Jersey Shore season finale was last Thursday. A lot of people, myself included, believe it will be the series finale. Pauly D’s got his own spin-off, Snooki and J-Woww have their own spin-off and the cast just isn’t producing anything worth watching. However, the gang of goombas saved the best for last. Or, at…

  • Lehigh Upsets Duke Despite Ridiculous Call [VIDEO]

    As soon as I saw this matchup, I immediately emailed my buddy who went to Lehigh but is a diehard Duke fan. I asked him who he’d pick – his alma mater or his favorite squad. There was no question in his mind, he’s going with the Engineers cum Mountain Hawks. After a fairly predicable…

  • Dwight Howard Can’t Win

    I’m easily influenced. By peers, by the media, by marketing. My vulnerability has led me to believe what people have to say about celebs like Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson. Never met ’em, yet I feel like I know them. Why do I bring this up? Because, for once, I’m bucking this trend of ‘read…

  • This Shockey-Toomer Twitter Fight Reduces Me To Being a Child of Divorce

    It all started with New York Daily News reporter Gary Myers lobbing a rumor about Jeremy Shockey wanting to play for the Giants again into the Twittersphere. It ends with me feeling like a 10-year-old kid who just saw his divorced parents fight over an alleged affair some 4 years ago. Toomer comes out guns…

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Commentary on T3 Makes Me Tee Hee [VIDEO]

    Come on. Let’s get serious. This is just flat out ridiculous. It almost sounds like an impersonator. I’ve honestly never heard the Governator so passionate. I could listen to Arnie say, “big breasts”, “naked”, “sexy” and “therefore” all… day… long. When and if I ever have my own kid, I’m gonna Rosetta Stone his ass…

  • 15 Basketball-Themed Porn Films Doug Christie & Wife Should Produce

    According to NBC Sports’ “Off the Bench” via Business Insider, former NBA shooting guard Doug Christie is reportedly starting his own porn production company with his wife “Basketball Wives: LA” cast member Jackie. Off the top of my head the only other celebrity I know that’s produced porn is Snoop Dogg and that investment’s like…

  • Jake Gyllenhaal & Aubrey Plaza Make a Cute Psychotic Couple

    In mid January, Aubrey Plaza appeared in a music video for Father John Misty’s “Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings”. The Parks & Rec star plays a super volatile girl who crashes a funeral and escorts us through a rollercoaster of extreme emotions, but mostly just slaps herself in the face repeatedly. Then, yesterday (3/12), Jake Gyllenhaal…

  • The Funniest Butterface Ever

    Probably the funniest butterface I’ve ever seen. oatmeal: Microwaving butter.  From this comic. (Source: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences5)

  • Katy Perry Delivers The Shocker To Kanye West

    Both shocking and not shocking all at once at the same time. collegehumor: Katy Perry Shocker Kanye West doesn’t care about buttholes. (Source: http://bit.ly/zy1Q5m)

  • What If The Mets Drafted Reggie Jackson?

    Why does Mr. Met look like a mad scientist? Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but it looks like he created Reggie in a lab somewhere in Flushing. But, I digress… If the Mets selected Reggie Jackson with the first pick of the 1966 draft (instead of Steve Chilcott, who is 1 of 2…

  • .GIF Is Pronounced Like the Peanut Butter

    Wow, I owe an apology to everyone I snarkily, condescendingly corrected over the past decade… I’m still using the g sound, though. F that. pleatedjeans: phazerblast: .gif is the one word I have learned the proper pronunciation of, and still refused to change. It’s a G sound not a J sound. “… but Ben, the…

  • The Dark Knight Rises Will Also Be a Video Game

    The movie can’t come quick enough (ew) and now there’s a video game. Maybe I should finally cave and get a PS3? That would guarantee the release of the PS4. gamefreaksnz: Rumour: The Dark Knight Rises game in the works Upcoming blockbuster The Dark Knight Rises may be getting a video game tie-in, according to…

  • Vancouver Canucks Kid Is Sexy and He Knows It? [VIDEO]

    There’s a whole lotta WIN and YES in this video, but anyone else a little weirded out the song is “sexy and i know it’. kids shouldn’t be sexy, right? collegehumor: Awesome Dancing Canucks Kid Now presenting: the most interesting thing to watch at a Canucks game. (Source: http://www.collegehumor.com/)

  • AARP Misses Notorious BIG

    78% of all his album sales were from seniors. Don’t let the dentures fool you… OR… Rich-ass pro athletes that retire at 35. cheatsheet: Pour one out.

  • Madden ’13 Cover Options Suck If You’re a Browns or Raiders Fan

    I was originally gonna rip the choices for the Oakland Raiders (Janikowski and Lechler) but then I saw the Browns’ options (Haden and Thomas). At this point, roll out the legends like Marcus Allen and Bernie Kosar. Vote here. (Source: https://www.facebook.com/sportsnation/app_234556763303407)