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  • The Funny Frustration of ‘Writer’s Block in B Minor’

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve encountered a cerebral stonewall. I once wrote a final thesis paper after knocking back two 40s. The words just flowed from me like the salmon of Capistrano. Of course, there were some real off-the-wall theories, questionable reasoning, and completely unrelated tangents. But a C- is a better…

  • Top 10 Chris Farley Moments

    Like many guys around my age, I grew up idolizing and mimicking Chris Farley, who passed away 15 years ago yesterday (12/18/97). I couldn’t go a day in high school without regurgitating one of his one-liners. I ended up reading, “The Chris Farley Show” – a heart-wrenching biography and cautionary tale (named after the recurring…

  • Meet Jenna Marbles’ Brother – Johnny

    AskMen produced the lil’ diddy about how the new (unoriginal) crop of viral video producers kill trends the moment they gain popularity – sh*t people say, gangnam style, etc.

  • Enter the Sci-Fi Films Supercut Matrix

    It’s mind-bottling to me that this is probably the first supercut dedicated to the genre. The only thing that sucks about this video is the aspect ratio. This isn’t letterbox format, it’s ruler format. Leave it to sci-fi to f*ck with your senses and conventional thinking.

  • Will Smith Shows Us What Happens ‘After Earth’

    Here’s a trailer for Will Smith’s answer to “Oblivion” in which his son Jaden has to man up to save his father’s life.

  • This Video Game Mashup is ‘Nintendope’

    This video game music mashup takes me back to a good place no matter how much “damage” playing Nintendo, etc did to me. If I live to see 80, it’ll be a miracle.

  • Tom Cruises Into ‘Oblivion’ [TRAILER]

    Here’s the first trailer for Tom Cruise’s new post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller, ‘Oblivion’. It looks pretty cool – like ‘Vanilla Sky’ meets ‘Bourne Identity’ meets ‘I Am Legend’?

  • The Preferred Toothpaste of Preemie Ejacs

    Adrants called this spot, ‘The Weirdest Toothpaste Commercial You Will Ever See’. I think it’s clever and sexy. What do you think?

  • Hopping, Hooping Hot Girls Dance To “Last Song”

    This music video for “Last Song” is the second from Monsieur Minimal’s new album entitled “Minimal To Maximal” and it’s got hot girls hopping and hula hooping.

  • Ladies Keep ‘The Box Trot’ Clean In This Music Video

    This cleverly worded song and dance about lady parts contains an endless stream of double entendres. I’d be a mute without double entendres, so I can really appreciate the wordsmithing that went into this.

  • Take a Dip In This Sultry Swimwear Commercial

    I channeled Eminem’s ‘8 Mile’ and lost myself in this video. Not sure if it’s a commercial for a specific swimwear company or just a video celebrating swimwear in general (it appears to be for “Sports Illustrated”), but I can’t wait for full on virtual reality to hit the market because I’d LIVE in this…

  • 5 of the 11 Most Watched Sports Events in 2012 Are Giants Games

    Listen I understand everyone watches the playoffs and that New York is the biggest TV market in the U.S. but still that’s some impressive Shatner right there.

  • Paz De La Huerta’s Bloody Nude ‘Nurse 3-D’ Poster

    This poster featuring Boardwalk Empire beauty Paz De La Huerta wearing nothing but blood, high heels, and a hat is a little under a year old, having released to the public in July 2011, but somehow I’m just finding out about this now.

  • Porn Star’s Boobs Can’t Distract The Devils in Game 4 of Stanley Cup Finals

    Did you catch Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals last night? Okay. Did you catch a glimpse of the humongous jugs behind Devils coach Peter DeBoer? They belong to a porn star.

  • The Best & Worst of Johns Hopkins, 2001-2002

    Wow. Time, amiright? It’s got a cape and a jetpack and afterburners. I originally tried to write this article you’re about to inhale way back in the ancient internet age of September 2008. Where was I at this ‘lifepoint’? I was a freelance contributor for COED (2-3 months in) and an Associate Marketing Manager for…

  • This Is The Most Absurd TV News I’ve Read In A While

    In today’s Variety newsletter, I spotted an absolutely ridiculous blurb in the TV news section that confirmed my suspicion that advertisers are straight up simpletons.