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  • Hard Times of RJ Berger is Like "Hung" For Kids!

    Just saw this in my morning newsletter from Cynopsis. MTV is developing the following series… “Hard Times – a coming of age series about the world of unpopular 15-year old RJ Berger, whose major anatomical asset is revealed in front of the whole school, orbiting him to fame and new-found confidence.” How original and fresh!…

  • "Kill Bill" Star Kills Himself?

    This is really sad. David Carradine is one of those guys I could watch for hours on end whether it’s on Barney, The View, or C-Span. There are reports he committed suicide in a Bangkok hotel room. (via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) image via Wikimedia ***UPDATE – They’re saying the cause was autoerotic asphyxiation.

  • I Never Got A Room After Prom, But Bart Did [TRAILER]

    This is the trailer for a new comedy called, “Bart Got a Room” starring William H. Macy (who doesn’t have his own website) and that YouTube guy who re-enacts classic movie scenes without getting the ever-living pleats sued off him (who does). I never got a room after prom. I barely had the courage to…

  • The Hangover Will Be The Funniest Movie of 2009 [TRAILER]

    That’s right. Hands down. G’s up. I don’t care if ALL of the movie’s funniest moments are in this trailer, this trailer ALONE qualifies as the best bachelor party in Vegas comedy of the year. It should get your glue factories tingling worse than a dose of pepper spray to your u-hole. BRAINFREEZE!

  • Please Don’t Stop The Gob [VIDEO]

    This is either a fake trailer for a real movie or a real trailer for a fake movie – I think I’ll call it a fakeal movieler (sounds afro-swedish!). Anyway, Dr. Emmitt Brown, former starting QB and current #3 WR on Friday Night Lights, Best Blow-Jay Ever Girl from Superbad, Wee-man from Jackass, and a…

  • Miss March Red Band Trailer

    I fart the WKUK… I’m sorry… I heart the WKUK. They’re the reason I some day dream to aspire to want to consider thinking about the possibility of pondering a career in sketch comedy writing and/or acting and/or producing and/or fellating. Wait…what? This red band trailer for “Miss March” simultaneously makes me proud to work…

  • My Building Caught Fire Because Gay Love Triangles and Crystal Meth Do NOT Mix

    My apartment building at the 1200 block of Hudson Street in Hoboken, New Jersey caught fire on October 1st, 2008 and I had a choice to make: sandals or sneakers. This is my journey.

  • Fantaseez Vs. TechnoViking: You Make the Call

    Matt Besser’s “Fantaseez” Video The Post-Video Analysis:TechnoViking brings the pain while everyone around him is pretty dopamined – chillaxed to the core, making TV (technoviking) that much more bad-assier. In the Matt B video, everyone tries to be TechnoViking and maybe that’s what makes it so amazing. The amount of blood, sweat, and tears put…

  • Diesel’s SFW XXX Anniversary Party Invite [VIDEO]

    Working for Playboy, we always come across (ha!) advertisers that say we’re too edgy or risque. To which, we say, “Sex sells, baby!” and flash them a picture of Al Davis winking with two thumbs up. Then, there are advertisers who get it. Diesel is one of those advertisers. Is it weird that I still find…

  • I See Your Dramatic Chipmunk, Raise You Dramatic Lemur [VIDEO]

    If you’re interfanatic (an internet fan), you’ve probably seen the viral sensation known as “Dramatic Chipmunk.” Well, just as the new Hulk blew the old Hulk (ew) out of the water, this newer, fresher, sexier, even more dramatic viral escorts the Dramatic Chipmunk to a non-approved, unsanctioned slaughterhouse to tear…it…apart. Enjoy!

  • The Rock-afire Explosion Nails Usher’s “Love In This Club” [VIDEO]

    Animatronics just got a lot more erotic! This programmer managed to synch up the characters from Rockafire Explosion to induce romantic explosions via smooth R&B and hip hop (every day, that is my word). For more animatronic sexplosions, go to http://www.youtube.com/user/fanprograms.

  • Jessica Alba Challenges You To a Staring Contest [VIDEO]

    God help me if I become impotent or contract ED (is that possible?). Why would anyone spend most dough on pills to help them achieve virility when they can just watch the clip below. Say what you will about AlbaJess, but the chick isn’t even naked. Nor does she even imply or give any sort…

  • Fake Porn Promotes Chuck Palahniuk’s Snuff Book [VIDEO]

    Complex magazine’s blog post calls attention to the fake movie trailers created for promoting Chuck Palahniuk’s new book on the adult film industry, “Snuff.” You know that old adage, “sex sells?” Well, consider me sold. I’m surprised more publishers don’t use cheesy mock adult film trailers to promote their books. I’m sure DICKens could’ve used…

  • Die Like A Man, Dude [VIDEO]

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a shlong time. Did I just say shlong? Someone’s got weiner on the bean! Here’s Street Carnage’s commentary on the clip you see above… What ever happened to men dying like men? When a monster comes at you, smirk and and start singing the national anthem (the toughest song…

  • Life Got Ya Down? Just J.O. [VIDEO]

    Klonopin is for suckers. I’m pretty sure Scientology was based on this practical mantra… Linkification

  • Hottdogs Is A Real Weiner [VIDEO]

    VBS TV has this sketch comedy show called, “Hottdogs.” It’s phunny with a ‘ph’ so you know it ain’t no half-ass rigmarole that your step-grandmother sips her soup to, you ornery punk lover. It’s created by and starring Clayton Harper, Carl Bennett, Scotty Landes and Bryce Craver. The show takes a page from the absurd…