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New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning in Madden video game.

No One Should Care About Madden Ratings, But Eli Manning Getting a 76 is Obnoxious

Eli Manning deserves WAY way better than a Madden rating of 76 and I’ll explain why.

Chris Pratt taking a selfie next to the Indoraptor featured in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom for Entertainment Weekly

The ‘Jurassic World’ Franchise Needs Better Bad Guys in a Big Way

Went to see Jurassic World : Fallen Kingdom on Friday night and now I have opinions about the bad guys.

New York Giants cornerback Janoris Jenkins on the left. Jenkins' neighbor, Patti Golick, on the right.

Janoris Jenkins’ Neighbor is a Person of Interest in that She’s an Interesting Person

Here’s a video of Janoris Jenkins’ neighbor in Fair Lawn, Patti Golick, getting interviewed by ABC 7, the reactions on Twitter, and my thoughts.

New York Mets outfielder Brandon Nimmo points to the heavens after scoring a run.

It’s Time To Accept Brandon Nimmo as Our Mets Lord and Savior and Make Him an All-Star

Brandon Nimmo has gone from trade bait to potential All-Star. Why hasn’t it taken so long to accept him and why he deserves to be an All-Star.

New York Mets manager Terry Collins getting ejected after Noah Syndergaard threw behind Chase Utley in a 2016 MLB baseball game.

What Does ‘Our Ass is in the Jackpot Now’ Mean?

Audio of Terry Collins getting ejected after Noah Syndergaard threw behind Chase Utley surfaced and one of the umpires said, “Our ass in the jackpot now”. I try to figure out what it means.

Neal Lynch auditions for Barstool Sports' Barstool Idol

A Thorough Examination of My Barstool Idol Audition Video

Here’s my Barstool Idol audition ‘tape’ that I submitted to Barstool Sports along with my thoughts on why I didn’t get picked.

Soon-to-be former New York Mets pitcher Matt Harvey with a big ol' chaw dog.

Matt Harvey Has One of the Most Epic Falls from Grace in Mets History

Matt Harvey has been designated for assignment by the Mets, effectively ending his tumultuous tenure with the team.

Silicon Valley's Donald "Jared" Dunn, played by actor Zach Woods

Sillicon Valley is Dead, Bring On the Jared Spin-Off ASAP

Ding Dong, Silicon Valley is dead. After watching the Season 5 premiere, I feel confident enough to call it. Here’s why HBO should bring on Jared’s spin-off like rn.

Penn State Nittany Lions running back Saquon Barkley was selected second overall in the 2018 NFL Draft by the New York Giants

Saquon Barkley Has Lit an Inferno Within My Soul, The Giants are Super Bowl Bound

I didn’t know the New York Giants needed Saquon Barkley until Roger Goodell announced his name at the 2018 NFL Draft.

Denver Broncos punter Riley Dixon throwing a pass against the Tennessee Titans

Riley Dixon is My New Favorite Giant and It’s All Thanks To This Hype Video of His Trick Plays

The New York Giants traded for Denver Broncos punter Riley Dixon. The hype video of Dixon’s fake punts and fake field goals at Syracuse has officially won me over as a fan.

Alec Ogletree Rams Linebacker NFL Football Giants

This Alec Ogletree Trade Is Already One of the Best in Giants History

According to Ian Rapoport, the New York Giants will trade for Rams linebacker Alec Ogletree. Here’s why it should go down as one of the best trades in Giants history.

Chadwick Boseman as T'Challa aka Black Panther

As a Colonizer, I Found ‘Black Panther’ to Be More Like Blah Panther

Lot of chatter about Black Panther and Michael B. Jordan’s Erik Stevens aka Killmonger being ‘the best’. Here’s my awful take that will most certainly get skewered.

New York Mets pitcher Jason Vargas. Photo via

If the Mets are Getting 2017 Jason Vargas, 2018 Is Going To Be a Sensational Season

The New York Mets reportedly agreed to a two-year contract with former Royals pitcher Jason Vargas worth $16 million. Here’s why I’m cautiously optimistic about the lefty starter.

The Cloverfield Paradox movie (2018).

The Cloverfield Paradox is Proof We Should Stop Slapping ‘Cloverfield’ on Movies as a Marketing Tool

The Cloverfield franchise took a serious hit after The Cloverfield Paradox debuted on Netflix. Here’s why.

Venom 2018 movie poster featuring Tom Hardy

Tom Hardy and His Demons Are Giving Us the Venom We Deserve

The teaser trailer for Venom released today and Tom Hardy looks like the right choice to play Eddie Brock. Here’s why it’s okay to get hyped.

New York Mets infielder Todd Frazier

A Very Enthusiastic ‘Thumbs Down’ to the Mets for Signing Todd Frazier

The New York Mets signed free agent infielder Todd Frazier to a two-year contract worth $17 million. Here’s why every Mets fan should be giving this move a merry ‘thumbs down’.

New York Giants safety Landon Collins in the NFL's Super Bowl 52 teaser video.

The Eagles Have Officially Outsourced Beating the Patriots in Super Bowl 52 to The Giants

The NFL’s official Twitter account released a super-short teaser for Super Bowl 52 (LII?) featuring… the New York Giants.


Pat Shurmur is a Professional Adult

The New York Giants introduced Pat Shurmur as their 18th head coach in franchise history. Here are my thoughts about his press conference and first few days with The Media.

2018 NFL free agents: Panthers guard Andrew Norwell, Dolphins wide receiver Jarvis Landry, and Patriots tackle Nate Solder

Top 11 NFL Free Agents the NY Giants Should Target on Offense

The 2018 New York Giants will need to get creative in free agency. Here are the top free agents on offense the Giants should target.

Let’s Decide Which NY Giants Free Agents The Team Should Re-Sign in 2018, Mmkay?

The New York Giants have 20 players scheduled to enter free agency in 2018. Here’s a rundown of which players should stay and which should hit the bricks.

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning against the Washington Redskins at FedExField on Nov. 23, 2017 in Landover, Maryland. Photo: Patrick McDermott/Getty Images. Via

Top 10 Worst NY Giants Seasons of All-Time

The 2017 New York Giants finished with the most losses in one season in team history. But was 2017 the worst Giants season of all-time? Let’s take a look at the worst Giants seasons ever.