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My Eulogy for Weekend at Bernie’s: Summer’s #1 Dark Comedy of the ’80s
In July 1989, Weekend at Bernie’s hit theaters in the U.S. I’m taking a look back at what makes the dark comedy movie such an unexpected summer success.
The Epic Tale of How The First Episode of ‘Giant Mess’ Was a Giant Mess
The epic journey of ‘Giant Mess’, from the birth of a half-baked concept to the repeated failures to launch to the freak accident before publishing.
Stranger Things Season 3: Top ’80s Nods, Best Moments, and Season 4 Theories
After binging Stranger Things Season 3, here are all of the top nods to the ’80s along with best moments and Season 4 fan theories.
If Barstool Sports Were The WWE
What if Barstool Sports personalities were pro wrestlers, managers, and/or announcers?
‘Us’ Explained: Peeling Back Jordan Peele’s Layered Horror Movie Theories and Symbolism
I finally got to see the horror movie ‘Us’ and I’m blown away by its depth and symbolism. Here’s a full rundown of meanings and theories.
Breaking Down the Best NFL Fans Rankings
A business professor conducted a study to determine which NFL team has the best fans so I’m breaking down his rankings.
Why Giants Fans Should Not Freak Out About the OBJ Trade
The Giants traded OBJ to the Browns for a couple draft picks and Jabrill Peppers and I might be the only Giants fan who’s fine with it.
Nick Foles Doesn’t Fit (Giggity) on The Giants and History’s On My Side
Chris Long said Nick Foles doesn’t fit on the Giants. I agree and history is on my side.
Why I Want the Patriots to Dismantle the Rams in Super Bowl 53
When the Patriots take on the Cleveland… St. Louis… Los Angeles Rams in Super Bowl 53, I’d like the Pats to completely obliterate the Rams. Here’s why.
All Awards Should Be Nullified After Saquon Barkley Was Snubbed from the NFL All-Pro Team
Saquon Barkley not making the All-Pro team is an unmitigated disaster and all-time bad look for the NFL and awards in general.
Giants Had One Hand on a Win But Lost by a Knee to the Cowboys
Giants lost by 1 point yet again, this time to the Cowboys in Week 17. Here are, like, my opinions man…
Giants Got Face-Luck’d by the Cold-Hearted Colts
The Giants lost in typical loser fashion to the Colts by 1 in Week 16. Here are my meaningless tots… The Giants Twitter account posted this throwback video of Kerry Collins taking a flea-flicker and flicking it deep to Amani Toomer for a long-ass touchdown against the Colts in Indy in the pre-Christmas contest December […]
Giants Prefer Not To Remember the Titans
The Giants got shutout in their Week 15 loss to the Titans, ending their magical run to the postseason. Here are my thicc thots.
Giants Belt Out a Blowout Win over the Deadskins
The New York Giants beat the bejeesus out of the Washington Redskins in Week 14, winning 40-16. Here are my post-game thoughts.
Giants Sending Me to Early Grave with Blown Lead Overtime Win Over Bears
The New York Giants withstood a late-game collapse to beat the Chicago Bears in overtime of their Week 13 NFL matchup. Here are my delirious post-game thoughts.
Saquon Barkley Beasts The Bucs to Fuel Giants Historic Playoff Run
Saquon Barkley and the New York Giants are on their way to fulfilling Odell Beckham’s 8-0 claim to finish 9-7 after beating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Everything That Needs To Happen for the Giants to Make the Playoffs
Here’s a look at how the New York Giants can somehow find themselves in the 2018 NFL postseason.
Phil Simms is a God and Should Be Treated As Such
My love letter to former NY Giants quarterback Phil Simms featuring career highlights, fun facts, photos, videos, and more.
I’m Flabbergasted by How Dumb The Giants Are and Fascinated by Their Epic Ineptitude
The New York Giants lost to the Atlanta Falcons 23-20 in Week 7 via sheer stupidity.
Let the Rebuild Begin
The New York Giants blowout loss to the Philadelphia Eagles means it’s time to rebuild the team. Here’s why and how Big Blue gets back on track.
Sooo, The Giants Almost Beat the Panthers on the Final Kickoff Return that FOX Didn’t Air For Some Reason
Apparently, there was a final kickoff in the New York Giants – Carolina Panthers game and the Giants almost took it to the house.
