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For Odell’s Peeing Dog NY Giants, It’s 1998 Bills or Bust
After a brutal Week 3 loss to the Eagles, can the Giants do what only the 1998 Buffalo Bills have?
Why The 2017 NY Giants Aren’t The 2007 NY Giants
On a night when the 10th anniversary of the 2007 Giants Super Bowl team was celebrated, the 2017 Giants showed why they’re not that team.
Why Every Giants Fan Should Definitely Freak Out About The Offense
Here’s why every Giants fan should freak out after the New York Giants lost to the Dallas Cowboys 19-3 in Week 1 of the 2017 NFL season.
Just Found Out That I’m A Bad Guy Because of How I Store Bread
According to this “bread storage alignment chart” via BoingBoing, I’m a Lawful Evil. Let’s find out what you are and what that means.
This Generic Millenial Ad TOTES Gets It LOL BRB
This generic millennial ad from Dissolve, a stock footage company, pokes fun at advertisers who try way WAY too hard to appeal to “millennials” in their commercials.
This is the Most Premature Panic Button Push in NY Giants History
Sources say New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham, Jr. might miss a game or two after spraining his ankle against the Cleveland Browns. PUSH THE PANIC BUTTON!
I’m Over Flamethrowers, Give Me a Pitcher Who Can Make The Ball Dance
The New York Mets recently traded Curtis Granderson to the Los Angeles Dodgers for Jacob Rhame, a top prospect with a “high-octane fastball”. Anyone else sick of flamethrowers?
Bikini Crotch Charms Are Like Wallet Chains for Your Vagina
A Japanese jewelry company called “BoDivas” is selling non-piercing bikini crotch charm jewelry called the beachtail.
NY Giants Should Trade for Jeremy Hill Because Paul Perkins Has “Failed to Shine”?
NFL.com’s Marc Sessler offered up seven logical trade proposals, one of which being the New York Giants trading a draft pick for Cincinnati Bengals running back Jeremy Hill. Does that really make sense?
Guy Tries 14 Chicago Hot Dogs in One Day to Decide Which is Best in All of Chi-Town
Bon Appetit Assistant Web Editor Alex Delany tried 14 Chicago-style hot dogs in Chicago over 12 hours to pick the one true wiener and I’m game for the challenge.
The Ta-Ta Towel Says Ta Ta to Boob Sweat and Hi Ya to Bowling Jokes
The Ta-Ta Towel is a new invention that eliminates boob sweat (and cleavage) while opening up a plethora of both good and bad possibilities.
The 11 Most Liberal NFL Teams That Could Sign Colin Kaepernick
The Baltimore Ravens teased the idea of signing Colin Kaepernick after Joe Flacco got hurt and fans weren’t having it. I rank the NFL cities liberal enough to sign the controversial QB.
Lucas Duda’s Most Memorable Mets Games and Moments
Lucas Duda aka “The Dude” is no longer a member of the New York Mets. Let’s give him a proper send-off and take a look at his most memorable Mets moments and games.
A Son Talks To His Dead Father with an AI Chatbot He Created Called ‘Dadbot’
This video of writer-author James Vlahos using an AI chatbot called “Dadbot” to talk to his deceased father made me wonder if I should do the same.
The Tyrannosaurus rex’s Legs Would’ve Snapped If It Ever Ran Says Science
A computer simulation determined the Tyrannosaurus Rex was physically unable to run, could only achieve “brisk walk”.
John Wick 2’s Car Chase Scene Verifies Keanu Reeves Is No Joke
This video breakdown of John Wick 2’s car chase scene proves Keanu Reeves has still got it.
New York Mets Are a “Whiff” Of .500 Away From Buying at Trade Deadline?
The New York Mets have been buyers at the MLB trade deadline, but might become sellers if they don’t “whiff” .500 by the All-Star break. I try to answer what a “whiff” really is.
Where Have All The GREAT Comedy Movies Gone?
We’re almost halfway through 2017 and there’s been a horrifying shortage of great comedy movies. I’m taking a look at the recent downward trend then ahead to upcoming comedy releases.
How The Grim Reaper Helps Us Cope With Death Through Comedy [VIDEO]
This video from The New Yorker explains the origin, reason for, and history of The Grim Reaper aka Death.
Workaholics: How The Greatest Bro Show Of The Past Decade Should Have Ended
The series finale of Workaholics has come and gone, yet still lingers on. Here’s how the greatest bro show of the past decade should’ve wrapped things up.
The 15 Funniest Bobby Moynihan SNL Characters And Sketches
Take a look back at Bobby Moynihan’s most memorable skits and characters from his time on Saturday Night Live, okaaaaaay?
