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The New York Giants offense celebrates after a passing touchdown from Eli Manning to Benny Fowler in their blowout win against the Washington Redskins in NFL Week 14.

Giants Belt Out a Blowout Win over the Deadskins

The New York Giants beat the bejeesus out of the Washington Redskins in Week 14, winning 40-16. Here are my post-game thoughts.

New York Giants running back Saquon Barkley leaps over Chicago Bears defender in NFL Week 12 game.

Giants Sending Me to Early Grave with Blown Lead Overtime Win Over Bears

The New York Giants withstood a late-game collapse to beat the Chicago Bears in overtime of their Week 13 NFL matchup. Here are my delirious post-game thoughts.

New York Giants running back Saquon Barkley ran wild against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in his team's 38-35 win in Week 11. Photo via Gannett

Saquon Barkley Beasts The Bucs to Fuel Giants Historic Playoff Run

Saquon Barkley and the New York Giants are on their way to fulfilling Odell Beckham’s 8-0 claim to finish 9-7 after beating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. (13) and quarterback Eli Manning (10) celebrate after connecting on a touchdown pass against the San Francisco 49ers during the second half of an NFL football game in Santa Clara, Calif., Monday, Nov. 12, 2018. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

Everything That Needs To Happen for the Giants to Make the Playoffs

Here’s a look at how the New York Giants can somehow find themselves in the 2018 NFL postseason.

Former New York Giants quarterback Phil Simms holds up the Lombardi trophy he won as the Super Bowl XXI MVP.

Phil Simms is a God and Should Be Treated As Such

My love letter to former NY Giants quarterback Phil Simms featuring career highlights, fun facts, photos, videos, and more.

Odell Beckham and Saquon Barkley are in total disbelief that the Giants suck this hard.Odell Beckham and Saquon Barkley are in total disbelief that the Giants suck this hard.

I’m Flabbergasted by How Dumb The Giants Are and Fascinated by Their Epic Ineptitude

The New York Giants lost to the Atlanta Falcons 23-20 in Week 7 via sheer stupidity.

NY Giants running back Saquon Barkley will carry the team during the rebuild.

Let the Rebuild Begin

The New York Giants blowout loss to the Philadelphia Eagles means it’s time to rebuild the team. Here’s why and how Big Blue gets back on track.

NY Giants Carolina Panthers Week 5 NFL football game final kickoff return laterals

Sooo, The Giants Almost Beat the Panthers on the Final Kickoff Return that FOX Didn’t Air For Some Reason

Apparently, there was a final kickoff in the New York Giants – Carolina Panthers game and the Giants almost took it to the house.

NY Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham does an Sunday NFL Countdown interview with Lil Wayne by his side.

SHOCKER: People Are Overreacting To Odell’s Interview on Sunday NFL Countdown with Lil Wayne Riding Shotgun

Odell Beckham’s Sunday NFL Countdown interview – with Lil Wayne by his side – has ruffled some feathers and I’m here to tell you the overreaction is unwarranted.

New York Giants defensive lineman Damon Harrison Sr justifiably points the finger of blame at a referee.

When It’s Not Your Year, It’s Not Your Year And This Is #ForSureNotOurYear, Giants Fans

Blame the refs for the New York Giants loss to the Carolina Panthers on a 63-yard field goal at the gun from Graham Gano.

NY Giants QB Eli Manning falls to the ground after pushing Saints player out of bounds in Week 4 loss.

This is One of the Worst NY Giants Offenses in NFL History

Here’s why the 2018 New York Giants offense is one of the worst in franchise and NFL history.

West Virginia is one of the states that drinks the least in America according to this infographic.

I’m Throwing the Challenge Flag on West Virginia Being One of the Least Drunk States in America

Here’s my take on the map of states that drink the most alcohol in America, specifically West Virginia.

New York Giants defense poses for a pick after a pick by Alec Ogletree.

Just Like Tiger Woods, the NY Giants are BACK (Despite Cheap-Shot Texans)

Let’s break down the New York Giants’ 27-22 win over the Houston Texans in Week 3 of NFL 2018 action.

Yandy's sexy Handmaid's Tale halloween costume

RIP Sexy “Handmaid’s Tale” Halloween Costume, A Major Loss for Feminism

Yandy, a big-name Halloween costume company, released quite possibly THE Halloween costume of 2018: Sexy Handmaid’s Tale maiden costume.

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning looks surprised his remade offensive line still sucks.

One Giant Step Backwards for Manning, One Giants Rant for Mankind

I’ve seen enough to have seen enough. After two weeks, the 2018 New York Giants season is over. Commence meltdown.

New York Giants running back Saquon Barkley

Giants Muff Winnable Game Against Coughlin’s Aggravating Jagoffs

Here’s my analysis of the New York Giants’ 20-15 loss to Tom Coughlin’s Jacksonville Jaguars in Week 1 of the 2018 NFL season.

New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr.

Odell Beckham Will Be the First Highest Paid WR to Win a Super Bowl

Odell Beckham is now the NFL’s highest paid wide receiver. It’s a bittersweet moment for Giants fans but it’s about to be a historic moment.

Neal Lynch contact lens bloodshot eyes

I Got a Contact Lens Stuck to My Eyeball and Almost Went Blind

Doctors found a lost 28-year-old contact lens in a woman’s eyelid. It reminded me of the time I got a contact lens stuck to my eyeball and almost went blind.

Gatorade catheter

Gatorade Made Me So Dehydrated During Training Camp I Needed a Catheter

With football training camp in full swing, I’m reminded of the time I was so dehydrated during camp that I needed a catheter.

New York Giants running back Saquon Barkley rips off a 39-yard run on his first carry against the Cleveland Browns in a NFL preseason game.

The Giants Loss to the Super Bowl-bound Browns Is Why I Hate The Preseason

The Browns-Giants game on Thursday night was further proof of why I hate the NFL preseason. My reaction, recap, review, and ruminations are below.

Game Night movie poster on the left, Thanos of Avengers Infinity War artwork on the right.

MoviePass is About To Pass, So Here’s My Movie Ticket Prices Proposal

We’re approaching the one-year anniversary of MoviePass offering their $9.95 per month subscription plan. Here’s my proposal for movie ticket prices moving forward.