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What Does ‘Our Ass is in the Jackpot Now’ Mean?
Audio of Terry Collins getting ejected after Noah Syndergaard threw behind Chase Utley surfaced and one of the umpires said, “Our ass in the jackpot now”. I try to figure out what it means.
A Thorough Examination of My Barstool Idol Audition Video
Here’s my Barstool Idol audition ‘tape’ that I submitted to Barstool Sports along with my thoughts on why I didn’t get picked.
Matt Harvey Has One of the Most Epic Falls from Grace in Mets History
Matt Harvey has been designated for assignment by the Mets, effectively ending his tumultuous tenure with the team.
Sillicon Valley is Dead, Bring On the Jared Spin-Off ASAP
Ding Dong, Silicon Valley is dead. After watching the Season 5 premiere, I feel confident enough to call it. Here’s why HBO should bring on Jared’s spin-off like rn.
Saquon Barkley Has Lit an Inferno Within My Soul, The Giants are Super Bowl Bound
I didn’t know the New York Giants needed Saquon Barkley until Roger Goodell announced his name at the 2018 NFL Draft.
Riley Dixon is My New Favorite Giant and It’s All Thanks To This Hype Video of His Trick Plays
The New York Giants traded for Denver Broncos punter Riley Dixon. The hype video of Dixon’s fake punts and fake field goals at Syracuse has officially won me over as a fan.
This Alec Ogletree Trade Is Already One of the Best in Giants History
According to Ian Rapoport, the New York Giants will trade for Rams linebacker Alec Ogletree. Here’s why it should go down as one of the best trades in Giants history.
As a Colonizer, I Found ‘Black Panther’ to Be More Like Blah Panther
Lot of chatter about Black Panther and Michael B. Jordan’s Erik Stevens aka Killmonger being ‘the best’. Here’s my awful take that will most certainly get skewered.
If the Mets are Getting 2017 Jason Vargas, 2018 Is Going To Be a Sensational Season
The New York Mets reportedly agreed to a two-year contract with former Royals pitcher Jason Vargas worth $16 million. Here’s why I’m cautiously optimistic about the lefty starter.
The Cloverfield Paradox is Proof We Should Stop Slapping ‘Cloverfield’ on Movies as a Marketing Tool
The Cloverfield franchise took a serious hit after The Cloverfield Paradox debuted on Netflix. Here’s why.
Tom Hardy and His Demons Are Giving Us the Venom We Deserve
The teaser trailer for Venom released today and Tom Hardy looks like the right choice to play Eddie Brock. Here’s why it’s okay to get hyped.
A Very Enthusiastic ‘Thumbs Down’ to the Mets for Signing Todd Frazier
The New York Mets signed free agent infielder Todd Frazier to a two-year contract worth $17 million. Here’s why every Mets fan should be giving this move a merry ‘thumbs down’.
The Eagles Have Officially Outsourced Beating the Patriots in Super Bowl 52 to The Giants
The NFL’s official Twitter account released a super-short teaser for Super Bowl 52 (LII?) featuring… the New York Giants.
Pat Shurmur is a Professional Adult
The New York Giants introduced Pat Shurmur as their 18th head coach in franchise history. Here are my thoughts about his press conference and first few days with The Media.
Top 11 NFL Free Agents the NY Giants Should Target on Offense
The 2018 New York Giants will need to get creative in free agency. Here are the top free agents on offense the Giants should target.
Let’s Decide Which NY Giants Free Agents The Team Should Re-Sign in 2018, Mmkay?
The New York Giants have 20 players scheduled to enter free agency in 2018. Here’s a rundown of which players should stay and which should hit the bricks.
Top 10 Worst NY Giants Seasons of All-Time
The 2017 New York Giants finished with the most losses in one season in team history. But was 2017 the worst Giants season of all-time? Let’s take a look at the worst Giants seasons ever.
The 2018 NY Giants Will Make the Playoffs Based On Their Opponents
The New York Giants 2018 opponents have been finalized. Here’s my very premature take on what to expect in each matchup next season along with win-loss predictions.
I’m All In On Giants New GM David ‘Get ‘Em’ Gettleman
The New York Giants hired former Panthers GM Dave Gettleman to take over for Jerry Reese as General Manager. Here’s why Giants fans like me are SUPER excited about Get ‘Em Gettleman.
Ben McAdoo and Jerry Reese Won’t Be Hurting The Giants Anymore, So What’s Next?
The New York Giants fired head coach Ben McAdoo and GM Jerry Reese after a 2-10 start to the 2017 season. Let’s see how it all happened and what comes next.
A Timeline of How Eli Manning’s ‘Greatness’ Has Masked Jerry Reese’s Offensive Mistakes
Has Eli Manning’s greatness covered up a flawed New York Giants offense assembled by Jerry Reese over 11 seasons?
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