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  • Tom Cruises Into ‘Oblivion’ [TRAILER]

    Here’s the first trailer for Tom Cruise’s new post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller, ‘Oblivion’. It looks pretty cool – like ‘Vanilla Sky’ meets ‘Bourne Identity’ meets ‘I Am Legend’?

  • The Preferred Toothpaste of Preemie Ejacs

    Adrants called this spot, ‘The Weirdest Toothpaste Commercial You Will Ever See’. I think it’s clever and sexy. What do you think?

  • Hopping, Hooping Hot Girls Dance To “Last Song”

    This music video for “Last Song” is the second from Monsieur Minimal’s new album entitled “Minimal To Maximal” and it’s got hot girls hopping and hula hooping.

  • Ladies Keep ‘The Box Trot’ Clean In This Music Video

    This cleverly worded song and dance about lady parts contains an endless stream of double entendres. I’d be a mute without double entendres, so I can really appreciate the wordsmithing that went into this.

  • Take a Dip In This Sultry Swimwear Commercial

    I channeled Eminem’s ‘8 Mile’ and lost myself in this video. Not sure if it’s a commercial for a specific swimwear company or just a video celebrating swimwear in general (it appears to be for “Sports Illustrated”), but I can’t wait for full on virtual reality to hit the market because I’d LIVE in this…

  • 5 of the 11 Most Watched Sports Events in 2012 Are Giants Games

    Listen I understand everyone watches the playoffs and that New York is the biggest TV market in the U.S. but still that’s some impressive Shatner right there.

  • Paz De La Huerta’s Bloody Nude ‘Nurse 3-D’ Poster

    This poster featuring Boardwalk Empire beauty Paz De La Huerta wearing nothing but blood, high heels, and a hat is a little under a year old, having released to the public in July 2011, but somehow I’m just finding out about this now.

  • Porn Star’s Boobs Can’t Distract The Devils in Game 4 of Stanley Cup Finals

    Did you catch Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals last night? Okay. Did you catch a glimpse of the humongous jugs behind Devils coach Peter DeBoer? They belong to a porn star.

  • The Best & Worst of Johns Hopkins, 2001-2002

    Wow. Time, amiright? It’s got a cape and a jetpack and afterburners. I originally tried to write this article you’re about to inhale way back in the ancient internet age of September 2008. Where was I at this ‘lifepoint’? I was a freelance contributor for COED (2-3 months in) and an Associate Marketing Manager for…

  • This Is The Most Absurd TV News I’ve Read In A While

    In today’s Variety newsletter, I spotted an absolutely ridiculous blurb in the TV news section that confirmed my suspicion that advertisers are straight up simpletons.

  • Here’s How The American Pie Franchise Could’ve Been The Best

    Last weekend, I watched an uncensored version of the original on Comedy Central and I re-discovered why I love the film so fervently and why I got into screenwriting in the first place. This article is to take back my pride in the original release and to offer up ways the series could’ve progressed that…

  • Here’s Why Everyone Should Boycott Sarah Tressler aka Diablo Cody Jr.

    You’ve probably read / heard / found out about Sarah Tressler, the former Houston Chronicle ‘Society’ reporter who was relieved of her duties for being a stripper. I first caught the story on The Superficial, which took the angle of ‘check out this star-f*cker who said Jeremy Piven sucks at chow box win’. My gut…

  • ‘Bottle Poppaz’ Needs To Be A Real TV Show ASAP

    Big Red passed along this absolute gem – what appears to be a promo teaser for a ‘reality’ show about two mediocre club promoters in Scottsdale Arizona, home of TheDirty.com.

  • Cinemetrics Visualize Entire Movies As Fingerprints

    Grad student Frederic Brodbeck created quite possibly the most amazing project in the history of cinema. It’s called Cinemetrics and instead of trying to paraphrase what it is, I’ll let Fred give the lowdown: Cinemetrics is about measuring and visualizing movie data, in order to reveal the characteristics of films and to create a visual “fingerprint” for…

  • I Absolutely LOATHE This Apple iPad Commercial [VIDEO]

    These need to stop and they needed to stop 7 years ago. The twinkling of the piano, the multi-tasking, multi-ethnic super-parent who has it all, the pompous, pretentious narrator dramatically emphasizing every two f****** words.

  • ‘Tweenage Alien MMA Terrapins’ Is All About Semantics

    Recently, Michael Bay pissed off / confused a bunch of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans when he revealed they’d be aliens in the upcoming live action reboot set to hit theaters December 25th, 2013. In an official response, Bay stated he’s working with one of the original creators to build a richer story.