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  • Porn Parody Titles of 2009’s Top Grossing Films

    Since its inception, the adult movie industry has lead the way in clever twists on popular Hollywood blockbusters, indie sensations, and boob tube titles. Unfamiliar with the hilarity of skin flick naming conventions? Take a stroll through these sites and see for yourself the powers of porno parody: The Greatest Porn Parodies Ever via Pull…

  • Jesse The Body Flips Out, Rachel Bilson’s Deleted Sex Scene [VIDEOS]

    First, Jesse “The Body” Ventura, former governor of the great state of Minnesota (said with a Scottish accent) and current host of “Conspiracy Theory” on TruTV, comes this close to murder-punching Jimmy Norton on the Opie & Anthony Show over what ultimately boils down to common courtesy. Somewhere on an ever-expanding ranch in Texas, Ross…

  • “Bitch Slap” is T&A TNT!!! [TRAILER]

    I’d heard about “Bitch Slap” back when “we” (Playboy) published America Olivo’s pictorial in the June 2009 issue. Then, I didn’t hear a peep. Then, this trailer comes to me via FilmDrunk via YouTube and I have to ask, Is this a clever mash-up of popular homage genres; an homage to past campy action B-flicks?…

  • Lady Gaga Pokerface Mashup: Cartman vs. Walken [VIDEO]

    This soon-to-be smash hit on the interwebbicus comes from Warming Glow via Daily Dish via Buzzfeed (that’s why it’s called “viral” ad and marketing executives). It’s a mash up of Lady Gaga’s music video for “Pokerface” with Eric Cartman and Christopher Walken’s renditions. Sometimes I wish I was an editor. A real live editor. I’m…

  • Cornell’s Email Scandal Will Shake Your Faith In The Sanctity of Marriage

    This story from Guest of a Guest via Gawker is blowing up like nitro across the interwebs. A tech consultant for Cornell University exchanges graphic emails with a co-worker about their torrid extramarital affair. You’ll have to click on the Guest of a Guest link to see their pictures. I suggest reading the lengthy (girthy?)…

  • You Can Now Buy the Dick Towel from ‘Always Sunny’

    Found this video on Tasty Booze. If you saw last night’s It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode, then you know about Dick Towel. Personally, if you got me this and a pair of Kitten Mittens, I’d coast through 2010 on a cloud of tomfoolery and shenanigans. Some J.O. lawyer would prob recoup 100% of my…

  • Morgan Spurlock Presents: Last Cup (Beer Pong Movie)

    It’s about goddam time. I had to sit through King of Kong, Murderball, Super Size Me, Battlefield Earth and other documentaries about overcoming the odds to get to this. Okay, so it’s not a spoof, but I really hate when they take quasi-classic comedies and slap on a few more-than-sh*tty sequels that go direct to DVD…

  • The (Lady) Killer Inside Of Me Loves Jessica Alba [TRAILER]

    This extended promo for the new film by Michael Winterbottom, “The Killer Inside Me” comes from Bloody Disgusting via FilmDrunk (my favorite movie site of all-time… OF ALL-TIME!) The film’s based on a novel by Jim Thompson and stars The Better Affleck, Jessica Albacore Tuna and everyone’s favorite New York Yankee Kate Hudson. AFLAC! plays…

  • Carrie Prejean Gets Into The Sex Tape Game

    Who DOESN’T have a sex tape at this point? Oh, me. That’s right. Anyway, Daily Stab passes along a TMZ.com report that one exists. So, it must be true. “Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials — that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant…

  • Strippers Invade Counter Strike Gaming Tournament

    Sometimes you see an idea and it just makes sense or should I say cents, as in dollars and cents, as in money, you f’n hillbilly! Sorry, it’s Monday and like Garfield, I’m fat, lazy, and into freight shipping rival cats to obscure countries. Anyway, the guys over at I Heart Chaos came across (ew)…

  • Katie Price’s Sexy Halloween Costume

    Katie Price has always been in my 5 Faves. When I found out she had a sex tape, I think gave birth to a creature that was a cross between Bill Brasky and a gatling gun – it was that awesome. I watched the tape and right then and there committed myself to becoming a…

  • Top 10 OchoCinco Moments [VIDEO]

    YepYep ran the numbers and came up with Chad OchoCinco’s top 10 most entertaining moments. Check them out here. My personal favorite? IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! So pissed. On his Twitter account (@OGOchocinco), he said he’d recreate the scene from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby where Will Ferrell runs around the racetrack in his…

  • Seattle Radio Broadcaster Is A Witch Sent From The Future (Predictions)

    This lil’ slice of heaven (or hell?) comes via “The Kitchen Sink” – it’s former Major Leaguer and current broadcaster Mike Blowers predicting a Mariners rookie just called up to the bigs will hit a home run in his second at-bat on a 3-1 fastball into left center’s second deck. Uh, Mike, could you be…

  • Catholic High School Football Rap Video Makes Me Say Oh My Lord

    This music video comes from Deadspin’s Barry Petchesky. It features a catholic high school football team rappin’ and a rockin’ about how they win mostly because of the Big Guy Upstairs. The video is actually really well shot and the players hold their own on camera. The genre/tone is a mix of Limp Dilsnick meets…

  • Tracy Morgan Outtakes are “Totally Awesome” [VIDEO]

    This outtake reel comes via FilmDrunk via YouTube via some direct-to-DVD comedy titled, “Totally Awesome.” If the producers are smart, they’ll scrap the other 81 minutes of this film and re-release the outtakes to build buzz around a new show on cable starring T-Mo (Tracy Morgan) as Darnell Henderson. This Neal Brennan dude was a writer…

  • Megan Fox Negs Seth Rogen on Jimmy Kimmel [VIDEO]

    This video is the story of my life. I love how he nods immediately following the pie face. Seth, dude, let’s get hammered.