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2017 Has Been The Most Disappointing Season for NY Giants and Mets Fans of All-Time
The New York Giants and Mets had the most disappointing season in their respective franchise’s history in 2017. It’s never been a worse time to support these two teams.
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‘Pacific Rim: Uprising’ Is ‘The Dark Knight’ of This Decade
The Pacific Rim: Uprising trailer hit the internet today and it dazzled the planet. Whooooooooooo-wee! Pacifim Rim: Uprising is The Dark Knight of this decade. You read it here first. I’m calling it after exactly ONE viewing of this monster vs. machines movie sequel trailer. Variety reported that it “wowed” the crowd at New York…
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‘Annihilation’ Looks Awesome, But The Release Date Is Troubling
The teaser trailer for Annihilation hit the internet and the internet loved it. But, the February release date worries me. Here’s why.
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For Odell’s Peeing Dog NY Giants, It’s 1998 Bills or Bust
After a brutal Week 3 loss to the Eagles, can the Giants do what hasn’t been done since the 1998 Buffalo Bills?
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Why The 2017 NY Giants Aren’t The 2007 NY Giants
On a night when the 10th anniversary of the 2007 Giants Super Bowl team was celebrated, the 2017 Giants showed why they’re not that team.
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Why Every Giants Fan Should Definitely Freak Out About The Offense
Here’s why every Giants fan should freak out after the New York Giants lost to the Dallas Cowboys 19-3 in Week 1 of the 2017 NFL season.
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Just Found Out That I’m A Bad Guy Because of How I Store Bread
According to this “bread storage alignment chart” via BoingBoing, I’m a Lawful Evil. Let’s find out what you are and what that means.
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This Generic Millenial Ad TOTES Gets It LOL BRB
This generic millennial ad from Dissolve, a stock footage company, pokes fun at advertisers who try way WAY too hard to appeal to “millennials” in their commercials.
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This is the Most Premature Panic Button Push in NY Giants History
Sources say New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham, Jr. might miss a game or two after spraining his ankle against the Cleveland Browns. PUSH THE PANIC BUTTON!
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I’m Over Flamethrowers, Give Me a Pitcher Who Can Make The Ball Dance
The New York Mets recently traded Curtis Granderson to the Los Angeles Dodgers for Jacob Rhame, a top prospect with a “high-octane fastball”. Anyone else sick of flamethrowers?
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Bikini Crotch Charms Are Like Wallet Chains for Your Vagina
A Japanese jewelry company called “BoDivas” is selling non-piercing bikini crotch charm jewelry called the beachtail.
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NY Giants Should Trade for Jeremy Hill Because Paul Perkins Has “Failed to Shine”?
NFL.com’s Marc Sessler offered up seven logical trade proposals, one of which being the New York Giants trading a draft pick for Cincinnati Bengals running back Jeremy Hill. Does that really make sense?
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Guy Tries 14 Chicago Hot Dogs in One Day to Decide Which is Best in All of Chi-Town
Bon Appetit Assistant Web Editor Alex Delany tried 14 Chicago-style hot dogs in Chicago over 12 hours to pick the one true wiener and I’m game for the challenge.
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The Ta-Ta Towel Says Ta Ta to Boob Sweat and Hi Ya to Bowling Jokes
The Ta-Ta Towel is a new invention that eliminates boob sweat (and cleavage) while opening up a plethora of both good and bad possibilities.
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The 11 Most Liberal NFL Teams That Could Sign Colin Kaepernick
The Baltimore Ravens teased the idea of signing Colin Kaepernick after Joe Flacco got hurt and fans weren’t having it. I rank the NFL cities liberal enough to sign the controversial QB.
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Lucas Duda’s Most Memorable Mets Games and Moments
Lucas Duda aka “The Dude” is no longer a member of the New York Mets. Let’s give him a proper send-off and take a look at his most memorable Mets moments and games.
