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New Ad Technology Convinces Your Wife To Initiate Sex for Less Than $30
The Spinner lets you influence others through a campaign of tailored news articles on websites that the target visits. Is it ‘pure evil’?
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Students are Anxious About This Facial Recognition Technology in Classrooms But I Need It At All Times
A high school in China is using facial recognition technology to record facial expressions of students in classrooms and I’d love to get my hands on it for personal use.
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No One Should Care About Madden Ratings, But Eli Manning Getting a 76 is Obnoxious
Eli Manning deserves WAY way better than a Madden rating of 76 and I’ll explain why.
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The ‘Jurassic World’ Franchise Needs Better Bad Guys in a Big Way
Went to see Jurassic World : Fallen Kingdom on Friday night and now I have opinions about the bad guys.
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Janoris Jenkins’ Neighbor is a Person of Interest in that She’s an Interesting Person
Here’s a video of Janoris Jenkins’ neighbor in Fair Lawn, Patti Golick, getting interviewed by ABC 7, the reactions on Twitter, and my thoughts.
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It’s Time To Accept Brandon Nimmo as Our Mets Lord and Savior and Make Him an All-Star
Brandon Nimmo has gone from trade bait to potential All-Star. Why hasn’t it taken so long to accept him and why he deserves to be an All-Star.
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What Does ‘Our Ass is in the Jackpot Now’ Mean?
Audio of Terry Collins getting ejected after Noah Syndergaard threw behind Chase Utley surfaced and one of the umpires said, “Our ass in the jackpot now”. I try to figure out what it means.
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A Thorough Examination of My Barstool Idol Audition Video
Here’s my Barstool Idol audition ‘tape’ that I submitted to Barstool Sports along with my thoughts on why I didn’t get picked.
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Matt Harvey Has One of the Most Epic Falls from Grace in Mets History
Matt Harvey has been designated for assignment by the Mets, effectively ending his tumultuous tenure with the team.
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Sillicon Valley is Dead, Bring On the Jared Spin-Off ASAP
Ding Dong, Silicon Valley is dead. After watching the Season 5 premiere, I feel confident enough to call it. Here’s why HBO should bring on Jared’s spin-off like rn.
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Riley Dixon is My New Favorite Giant and It’s All Thanks To This Hype Video of His Trick Plays
The New York Giants traded for Denver Broncos punter Riley Dixon. The hype video of Dixon’s fake punts and fake field goals at Syracuse has officially won me over as a fan.
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This Alec Ogletree Trade Is Already One of the Best in Giants History
According to Ian Rapoport, the New York Giants will trade for Rams linebacker Alec Ogletree. Here’s why it should go down as one of the best trades in Giants history.
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If the Mets are Getting 2017 Jason Vargas, 2018 Is Going To Be a Sensational Season
The New York Mets reportedly agreed to a two-year contract with former Royals pitcher Jason Vargas worth $16 million. Here’s why I’m cautiously optimistic about the lefty starter.
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The Cloverfield Paradox is Proof We Should Stop Slapping ‘Cloverfield’ on Movies as a Marketing Tool
The Cloverfield franchise took a serious hit after The Cloverfield Paradox debuted on Netflix. Here’s why.
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Tom Hardy and His Demons Are Giving Us the Venom We Deserve
The teaser trailer for Venom released today and Tom Hardy looks like the right choice to play Eddie Brock. Here’s why it’s okay to get hyped.
